Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sports Talk

i wish i could be a sports talk radio host. colin cowherd and mike & mike have super awesome jobs. all they do is talk about sports and do random awesome things, just because they know sports people.

sports news:

the nfl draft is tomorrow. the texans pick #20. if someone super awesome is still there the texans will take em. if not they'll go ryan matthews or the best cb left on the board.

big ben is gonna get suspended 6 games. basically big ben is a super creeper. he macks on drunk girls and tries to take advantage of em. "ALLEGEDLY" read the report on deadspin.com. he walked into the bathroom where the drunk girl was with his meat out.

the astros are really bad. our best hope is to trade roy o, or the big puma for lots of prospects. or maybe mclane will sell the astros to some russian gajillionaire like the nets did.

tiger and elin are dunzo. she took the kids to sweden. he's out with his friends in orlando partying it up.'

the nba playoffs are in full swing. the thunder can win these games. kevin durant needs to turn it over less. the bulls are done. kg elbowed that sucka in the head. youtube it if you haven't seen it. it was like BOOM

2 comments:

  1. the elbow is lightning also. In slow motion it looks regular speed.

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  2. durant is as good as acie law

    isn't big ben like 25 or something? 28, i guess super creeper then

    astros are 4 out of 5 or something right now

    no one likes kg

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